Dear flamboyantly gay neighbor,
No one cares that you’re gay. This is Seattle after all. So when I ask you what you’re cooking on your grill please do us all a favor. Don’t give me the fantastically exotic name of some recipe you just read about. Instead allow your lisp filled voice to simply say “skirt steak”. This way I’ll know what you’re talking about and can stop pretending to care.
No one cares that you’re gay. This is Seattle after all. So when I ask you what you’re cooking on your grill please do us all a favor. Don’t give me the fantastically exotic name of some recipe you just read about. Instead allow your lisp filled voice to simply say “skirt steak”. This way I’ll know what you’re talking about and can stop pretending to care.
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